Scorpio's are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac. Dynamic, passionate & aggressive, a Scorpio's first date with someone normally ends in rape. The back seat is where he/she makes his/her moves. The trunk is where he/she keeps your EX...and his/her "toys". Because of their obnoxious behavior, Scorpio's are often challenged to duels. Their choice of weapons is usually a tactical nuclear device at 30 paces.
Scorpio's are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc. They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation. In youth, Scorpio's hide in locker rooms of the opposite sex, waiting for just one person to remain. In adulthood, they hide in dark alleys. And in old age, they hang around playgrounds with bags of candy.
Charles Manson is a Scorpio. Other famous Scorpio's include Richard Burton, Dick Cavett, Will Rogers, Son of Sam, the Hillside Strangler, the Boston Strangler, the Heimlich Manuever Strangler, Teddy Roosevelt, Billy Graham, Katherine Hepburn, & about 1/12th of the rest of the human race.
Scorpio's posess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every penny of it. Despite all these shortcomings, they make loyal & devoted marriage partners, at least for the first 5 minutes. After that, it just depends on what catches their eye. Scorpio's always want what they can't have, and generally manage to get it...sometimes legally.
Scorpio's are held in awe by their enemies & are admired passionately by their friends...both of them. And Scorpio's return that loyalty...until someone says "Good Morning" to them in a funny tone of voice. Scorpio's fear nothing. Most Scorpio's are murdered in their beds.