Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)

Their positive, optimistic enthusiasm for life makes these people fucking disgusting. They are a delight to be with, the life of the party, and are never a burdon to their friends, letting the woes of life roll off of them. Pretty nauseating.

A good sense of humor, warmth, romance and being a good fuck are also attributes of the Sag. So with all this going for them, what ever could they do wrong? Well, sad but true, the Sagittarius person is a great one-night stand, but a lousy spouse. They get married, and married, and married, and never get carried away.

They dislike being tied down, and hate to even talk about it. A single Sagittarius is charming, but a married one is an obnoxious flirt who would sell his/her spouse for a roll in the hay with a new young stag/broad. And it often works out that way.

Sags also have a great temper. A Sagittarius couple is about as amusing a thought as marrying a Jewish American Princess to the leader of the PLO.

Famous Sagittarians include John Milton, Heinrich Heine, Martin Van Buren, Fiorello La Guardia, Jane Fonda, Kirk Douglas, Frank Sinatra, Joe Dimaggio, Noel Coward, Louisa May Alcott, Lee Remick, Mary Martin and Andy Williams.


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