This sign produces the greatest mothers of all the zodiac. Cancers live for their homes and families. While the spouse is in a motel room with the secretary, the Cancer is sitting at home, telling the kids how wonderful it is that dad stays late at the office to earn more bread for the family home. Cancers get married. And fucked. And married. And fucked. And married. But who's counting?
Cancers are pretty dull lovers. Foreplay to a Cancer man involoves a kiss on the cheek. Ask a Cancer woman what foreplay is, and she'll say "something they shout on a golf course before they throw out the first ball." The phrase "wham, bam, thank you, mam" was invented to describe a Cancer's honeymoon.
While they are pretty damned dull to others, Cancers have a good time, because they live in a dream world. Walter Mitty was probably a Cancer.
Other famous people born under this sign are Ernest Hemingway, Mary Baker Eddy, John Quincy Adams, Ginger Rogers, Olivia De Havilland, Natalie Wood, Yul Brynner and Red Skelton. :^]