Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries people are dynamic, quick, original, energetic, innovative leaders who are downright disgusting to be around. These are the first people bought joggers, and actually jogged in them. They are the people who read the text in sex manuals. And try to follow it by the numbers.

Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.

The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is not a long leap for an Aries.

Famous people in the Aries birthright include: Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Johan Sebastian Bach, Doris Day, Marlon Brando, Omar Sharif, Peter Ustinov, Harry Houdini and Debbie Reynolds.


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Last modified on Mar 19, 2000 by Arto Selonen