Before entering, consider this:

• This room does not reflect the thoughts, opinions or ideas of either myself, my company, my friends, or my computer.
• You may distribute pictures of this room freely but you may not make a profit from it.
• Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
• Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
• May contain explicit materials some people may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
• Smoking in this room could be hazardous to your health.
• Seating is provided "as is" without any warranties.
• Some assembly required.
• Safe only with proper ventilation.
• Sealed for your protection, do not open if safety seal is broken.
• Must be 18 to enter.
• Permission to enter is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
• Enter at your own risk.
• Call before you dig.
• All rights reserved.

• Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
• Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
• Keep away from sunlight.
• Keep away from pets and small children.
• Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
• Keep away from open flames.
• Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes.
• Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
• Limit one-per-family please.
• No preservatives added.
• No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
• Batteries not included.
• Instructions are included.
• Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
• Slippery when wet.
• Safety goggles may be required during use.
• For external use only.
• If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue using.
• Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
• The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
• Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
• Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
• Your mileage may vary.
• No substitutions allowed.
• For a limited time only.

• Caveat emptor.
• An equal opportunity housing.
• No shoes, no shirt, no food.
• No money down.
• No purchase necessary.
• Quantities are limited while supplies last.
• You need not be present to win.
• Offer valid only at participating sites.
• Action figures sold separately.
• If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
• Do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
• Visitor assumes full responsibility.

• Terms are subject to change without notice.
• Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
• Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing (or altered) serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list,) and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof,) broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm,) torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.)
• Other restrictions may apply.